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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. (Saint Augustine)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a nice ring to it. (John F. Kennedywhen asked what is his favorite song)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. (Ambrose Bierce)

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. (Paul Erdos)

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. (definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy)

I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.Let’s start with typewriters. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

But at my back I always hear Time’s winged chariot hurrying near. (Andrew Marvell)

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. (Albert Giacometti (sculptor))

Many a man’s reputation would not know his character if they met onthe street. (Elbert Hubbard)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. (John D. Rockefeller)

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. (Ayn Rand)

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)